A few quotes from around the web:
“A meeting here turns into a need for another meeting there, which turns into what they call a service report which recaps what the meeting about the meeting was all about so we’re all in agreement and “on the same page” at the next meeting. Very efficient, our world of business.”
—Pulling Focus, by Scott Smith
“I don’t need someone to tell me that George W. Bush is a deceitful, corrupt, clever and destructive man–that’s pretty clear on the face of it.”
—Confessions of a Listener, by Garrison Keillor, The Nation. Posted May 6, 2005
“Me, Mom, and Mom’s husband …”
—From McSweeney’s Lists, Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ, by Cara Jennison & Andrew Sutherland